[00:00.000] 作词 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:00.000][Intro]
[00:00.902]Get up
[00:07.253]Everybody on the dance floor, come on
[00:08.974]I mean, you too, Chris
[00:14.757]Haha
[00:15.374][Verse 1]
[00:15.552]Well, it's Friday night
[00:16.587]No date for the prom
[00:17.420]Just got carjackin' off by your mom
[00:19.458]Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm
[00:21.314][King John?] keep screamin', "He's gonna drop the bomb"
[00:23.329]But anyway, every day is the same old shit
[00:25.484]Room lookin' like a tornado hit it
[00:27.568]Try to explain, your parents, they don't get it
[00:29.529]Time to hit you with a funky dope rhythm
[00:31.334]Let it roll, if you ready, we gon' start the show
[00:33.421]Everybody in the world, all across the globe
[00:35.470]You can feel it in your head, down to your toes
[00:37.477]Dance until you wheelchair bound, here we go
[00:39.336]Yeah, horseback, little do-si-do
[00:41.379]Little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo
[00:43.396]Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this
[00:45.524]Shit, I'll probably end up crippled after this
[00:47.464]Come on
[00:48.245][Chorus]
[00:48.388]Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[00:49.266]Everybody join together
[00:51.207]And you feel the funky beat
[00:53.005]Everywhere you see people laughing, yeah
[00:55.459]Dancing in the street
[00:57.152]On the counter, yeah, everybody do
[00:59.503]Go Christopher Reeves
[01:00.756]One, two, three, follow me
[01:02.441][Verse 2]
[01:02.910]Superman, Batman, Spiderman
[01:05.228]Slip, found landed in a garbage can
[01:07.451]Shit, hell, damn it, I can hardly stand
[01:09.297]But I get it crackin' like no one in the party can
[01:11.194]Give me a beat, I'll show you all a brand new dance
[01:13.420]All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance
[01:15.063]Now stand back, kids, don't try this at this
[01:17.306]Chi-boom, kick-boom, ah-oh
[01:19.716]It's a brand new craze and it's sweepin' the nation
[01:21.425]Anything else is a cheap imitation
[01:23.385]Just make sure that you videotape it
[01:25.442]You can only do it once 'fore the people go apeshit
[01:27.454]It's a crowd favorite, a party pleaser
[01:29.445]It's better than shakin' like grandma's seizer
[01:31.670]So next time that you see grandma, tease her
[01:33.309]And roll up in a fresh set of wheels all greased up
[01:34.710][Chorus]
[01:35.211]Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[01:37.178]Everybody join together
[01:38.879]And you feel the funky beat
[01:40.802]Everywhere you see people laughing, yeah
[01:43.181]Dancing in the street
[01:45.091]On the counter, yeah, everybody do
[01:47.708]Go Christopher Reeves
[01:48.946]One, two, three, follow me
[01:50.103][Verse 3]
[01:50.689]Get your arms, head, feet, and your hands and 'em
[01:53.275]You fall and you can't get up
[01:54.839]It's a brand new dance
[01:56.016]This is my Chris anthem
[01:57.017]I'm givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums
[01:59.108]I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this
[02:01.342]Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists
[02:04.358]With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist
[02:05.302]The little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc
[02:07.155]You just put up a chair and grab a seat
[02:09.422]And clap your hands and stomp your feet
[02:11.220]Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
[02:13.383]Flap around 'til you lookin' like a slab of meat
[02:15.424]You put your left foot back, your right in front
[02:16.983]Tip your head back, let it touch your butt
[02:19.515]'Til you feel a lil' vibe like what the ****
[02:21.594]Mother****, **** a duck, what the ****? I'm stuck
[02:23.496]So party people, are you with me? What's the deal
[02:25.243]If you real, grab your chair up by the wheel
[02:27.295]If you wanna feel just like the man and still
[02:29.210]Windmillin' on a million banana peels, come on
[02:30.101][Chorus]
[02:31.031]Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[02:32.970]Everybody join together
[02:35.221]And you feel the funky beat
[02:36.857]Everywhere you see people laughing, yeah
[02:39.217]Dancing in the street
[02:40.855]On the counter, yeah, everybody do
[02:43.522]Go Christopher Reeves
[02:45.110]One, two, three, follow me
[02:46.128][Outro]
[02:46.320]Woo
[02:47.583]Good morning Eminem, or Marshall, as others have informed me, Christopher Reeves here
[03:09.952]You have better not dog me out my back
[03:12.931]Or I will kick your ass the minute I'm out of this chair
[03:17.084]Watch yourself, Marshall, I'm watching you
[03:20.969]Ah, holy shit